Italy was fucking amazing.
I want to cry; I miss it so much.
I miss C.
The one night we got to room together by ourselves was both of our favorite nights.
BLAH.
Babysitting right now- more later.
16 June 2008
03 June 2008
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
That song reminds me of the fucking Rugrats episode where they took the babies to Las Vegas. Seriously? Why would you take toddlers to Las Vegas, regardless of their history of getting into escapades? Although, I did really, really want that double-decker RV.
Anyway, I'm going to Italy with a school group tomorrow. I'm so fucking excited.
Got to go- I'm watching an old Golden Girls episode featuring George Clooney as a junior detective.
Anyway, I'm going to Italy with a school group tomorrow. I'm so fucking excited.
Got to go- I'm watching an old Golden Girls episode featuring George Clooney as a junior detective.
01 June 2008
Sex and the Overblown City
I promised myself I would not go see the Sex and the City movie. Somehow, I got roped into what I assumed would be a breezy ninety-minute excursion into the fabulous lives of the Manhattan elite. I couldn't have been more wrong.
The worst things:
1. Jennifer Hudson. OH MY GOD. Who in god's name casted her? I saw the movie three days ago, and I still can't get over how terrible of an actress she is.
2. The Plot. Is this the best story they came up with in four years? Seriously? Every. Single. Thing. was completely predictable. I know that SATC is not a murder mystery or anything, but have some fucking decent ideas before you make a movie, okay?
3. The lack of Charlotte, Miranda, Samantha, and basically everyone else besides Carrie. I just don't like Carrie.
4. THE TIME. TWO-AND-A-HALF MOTHER FUCKING HOURS. I swear, by the end of it, my testicles had ascended and I had my first period.
5. The Fergie theme song. It is quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.
6. The boom mics. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I know that usually boom mic appearances are due to a negligent projectionist, but there were way too many sightings all across the country.
The best things:
1. Samantha. She gave me the only belly laughs I had in the entire movie. Plus, she had a remotely believable plotline and a really, really hot boyfriend (even though I had a hard time not imaging him making out with Kevin on Brothers & Sisters).
2. The peen.
The worst things:
1. Jennifer Hudson. OH MY GOD. Who in god's name casted her? I saw the movie three days ago, and I still can't get over how terrible of an actress she is.
2. The Plot. Is this the best story they came up with in four years? Seriously? Every. Single. Thing. was completely predictable. I know that SATC is not a murder mystery or anything, but have some fucking decent ideas before you make a movie, okay?
3. The lack of Charlotte, Miranda, Samantha, and basically everyone else besides Carrie. I just don't like Carrie.
4. THE TIME. TWO-AND-A-HALF MOTHER FUCKING HOURS. I swear, by the end of it, my testicles had ascended and I had my first period.
5. The Fergie theme song. It is quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.
6. The boom mics. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I know that usually boom mic appearances are due to a negligent projectionist, but there were way too many sightings all across the country.
The best things:
1. Samantha. She gave me the only belly laughs I had in the entire movie. Plus, she had a remotely believable plotline and a really, really hot boyfriend (even though I had a hard time not imaging him making out with Kevin on Brothers & Sisters).
2. The peen.
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